(A parody of “Leaving on a Jet Plane”)

♫♪♫ I'm stranded here in the middle of the road

My tire's flat and there's nowhere to go

I wish that I could just grow wings and fly….

Now, the humidity's rising, I'm starting to sweat

The sun is blazing, it's burning my head

And baby I'm so lost, I could cry!

So bring me some fix-a-flat

Bring me water and my sun hat

Make it snappy, only two bars left on my phone.

I'm stranded on a dirt road

Don't know if I can handle it.

Oh babe, I am so alone.

There's nothing here for miles around

So much serenity but I miss the sound

Of traffic, I just want to see a human being

I have no place to go, my wheels won’t turn

I have no idea where I am, in the sun I burn

When you get here, bring some water and the sunscreen!

So bring me some fix-a-flat

Bring me water and my sun hat

Make it snappy, only two bars left on my phone.

I'm stranded on a dirt road

Don't know if I can handle it.

Oh babe, I am so alone.

Only one bar left my phone is beeping

Hurry up! This is me your keeping.

I’m perishing and you’re laughing all the way!

Think about poor miserable me

Hurry now, I think you can see

I need rescued from the old road.

So bring me some fix-a-flat

Bring me water and my sun hat

Make it snappy, only one bar left on my phone.

I'm stranded on a dirt road

Don't know if I can handle it.

Oh babe, I am so alone ♫ ♪ ♫

 

(Admittedly, I am no Weird Al—but I had fun! )

Written for The Writers’ Post blog hop #14 given a picture:

 

 

          + the word “serenity”